|The Oatmeal has more good flight annoyances in this cartoon (link)|
"My bag should not get crushed, so yours will have to": The person takes the "rollerboard" and places it sideways in the overhead compartment when it can fit wheels first (yes, "rollerboard" is the airline business colloquialism for the Rolling carry-on, go figure).
"What no liquids?": It is not like it is a brand-new rule to ban liquids in containers larger than 3 ounces from planes. Are we still confused about it?
"I paid for a seat so I get both armrests": If you haven't noticed that little arm rest between each of us is technically for both of us, but when you put your elbows comfortable resting on them you actually are quite a way into my space.
What are yours?