How am I supposed to get more hits without cute cats on my site?

Seems that I can't get a reasonable amount of traffic on my site without tagging posts as LOLcats, or Cutecats or something like that. Why are the leaders for hits always posting something really inane. Okay i accept that this might also be inane, but at least a technical consulting blog was somewhat original.

Any way, I am up to $6.07 in ad revenue so far. Lets see if we can step that up.
No cats were harmed in the posting of this blog.

Working at the coffee shop: how productive is it?

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/caffeine

After having to dutifully retreat to the bathroom every half hour I wonder if working at the local Caribou is effective for me.

Free refills!!!
or buy a kuerig for home and pay lots more!